ZNH Night...Success!!

Thanks to everyone who came and participated! Thanks to those who brought food, and to those who ate it! Thanks to those who endured bad acting in the documentary! Thanks to those who read stories aloud! I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time! Below is one of our favorite stories from the night:

Why the East Coast Has Storms & Mosquitos

Well, one Christmas time, God was goin' to Palatka. De Devil was in de neighborhood too and seen God goin' long de big road, so he jumped behind a stump and hid. Not dat he was skeered uh God, but he wanted to git a Christmas present outa God but he didn't wanta give God nothin'. So he squatted down behind dis stump till God come along and then he jumped up and said, "Christmas gift!" God just looked back over his shoulder and said, "Take de East Coast," and kept on walkin'. And dat's why we got storms and skeeters--it's de Devil's property.